Jokes, Jokes and Jokes Only!!

This post is meant for laughing.
So, those who don't want to laugh don't go ahead. Here are some of the selected jokes. Hope, you'll like it.
If you were able to at least smile once, after reading this, then this post has attained its objective. Be ready to laugh, and make sure you certainly laugh at least once after reading each of the joke, even though you don't feel like laughing :).

Ladies hostel caught fire. It took One hour to bring the fire under control and another three hours to bring the firemen under CONTROL.

A man is dying of cancer.
His son asked him "Dad, why do you keep telling people you are dying of AIDS".
Dad: "Son, when I am dead, no one will care and touch your mother".

Boy: "Mom, why am I black and you white?"
Mom: "Listen my son, Considering all the things I did years ago, you should be thankful to God that you are not BARKING."

Time table of today's youngsters -
Monday SEE, Tuesday LOVE, Wednesday MARRIAGE, Thursday FIGHT, Friday DIVORCE, Saturday REST, Sunday NEXT.

After death, God told us all, to write down our sins on a sheet of paper. After sometime, from the back seat, I heard your sweet voice "Additional sheet please!"

Sun makes moon shine, current makes bulbs shine, Wax makes candles shine, but I'm really confused, what makes your teeth shine?

Poem on positive thinking:
Little bird in the sky,
Dropping shit into your eye,
You don't worry, you don't cry,
You just thank God, that cows don't fly.

I am happy. You know why? 'coz I am lucky. You know why? 'coz God loves me. You know how? He sent a nice friend to me. You know who? It's not you.

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
Once you know what you are,
mental hospital is not so far.

When I see the sky, I see you
When I see the stars, I see you
When I see the moon, I see you
Please move, you are always blocking my sight.

Many many happy returns of the day. What you thought? If you don't tell me, I won't remember? Today is animals' day. You naughty, where is party?

Let me tell you honestly from my heart dear. You believe it or not, it's true. Your's just one smile makes 100s of girls... die. Save girls..... Brush daily!!

Good morning! Have a horrible day with out water in your bathroom while soap in your eyes. Oh!! Sorry!! This message is not for you. It's only for those who bathe.

The day I'll die and go out of your life forever, please do buy some nice and beautiful flowers for my grave from the money you are saving by not sending me messages.

When someone says you are a dog, be cool. When someone says you are a pig, relax. But, when someone says you are beautiful, don't wait, punch him right on his nose, even jokes have it's limits.

Beauty is ageless, Love is boundless, Heart beats are countless, 'N friends like you are hopeless, Oops.. Shameless, Che.. sorry, Useless, Aiyo.. Extremely sorry, priceless!

Thought for the future generation. Don't marry and make a woman happy. In fact, remain a bachelor and make several women happy.

OKay, Don't forget to choose your favorite joke too!

PS: if you've heard any of these, somewhere else, don't blame me :)