Monday, July 21, 2008

A Funny Email

A husband wakes up at home with a huge hangover.
He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.
He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table.
"Honey, breakfast is on the table, I left early to go grocery shopping.
Love You!"

Totally shocked with the note , he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. He asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious.
Broke some crockery, puked in the hall, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door". Confused, the man asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?
I should expect a big quarrel with her!"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your clothes n shoes off, you said,

"LADY LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M MARRIED . . . !"

Moral
Self-induced hangover - $ 400.00
Broken crockery - $ 800.00
Breakfast - $ 10.00
Saying the Right Thing While Drunk - "PRICELESS "

There are truly some things that both money and Mastercard can't buy . . ..

21 comments:

  1. I had got this mail too.It's really cute!

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  2. I have read this one....but this is so damn true...rite thng at the rite time ...hahahah

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  3. a wife nothng othr dan her husbands love...
    :)

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  4. aare yah mere pass bhi hai.
    haha

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  5. thanx aneesh 4 blogrolling me and this was a hilarious post!
    U DESERVE A STANDING OVATION!!!

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  6. yes truth u have put up a mail which I think is quite serious. ye the conditions wouldn't have been the same if the man had not said the same.
    may be the man said tat due to complete trance. but was accepted by wife.it was fun to read.

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  7. I had got this via sms and mail..... lol :)

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  8. lol too funny!


    **There are truly some things that both money and Mastercard can't buy . . ..


    agree!


    Keshi.

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  9. hahahaha that video of that lil girl is way too cool! Tnxx Aneesh :)

    Keshi.

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  10. joiedevivre,

    Thanks, acha?? Kya karoon, meine post kar liya :)

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  11. Anwesa,

    Thanks, I didn't expect that :)

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  12. PJ,

    Aha!! It was from his heart and that's why his wife accepted it.

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  13. Keshi,

    Thanks for watching it, Hope you like the music tooo:)

    Mmmm :)

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